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Här kommer en sådan.
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An old, retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks for old time´s sake.
He finds a prostitute and takes her up to a room.
He´s soon going at it, needing some reassurance, he asks:
“How am I doing?”
The prostitute replies:
“Well old sailor, you´re doing about three knots.”
“Three knots?” he ask´s, “What´s that supposed to mean?”
She says, “You´re knot hard, you´re knot in, and you´re knot getting your money back.
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3 knop, kanske är i värsta laget för gamla timmerbogserare?